I accidently cut it with scizzors. The author's vision was unique in that only he put biscuits and death in the same sentence. You were not born. The robbers went in and held their guns up, telling everyone to put their hands in the air. How To Write A Newsletter That makes complete and total sense! Lepers avoid you. Unless, of course, the government was smart enough to have cameras without the blinkie light. BEWARE YOUR TOASTER OVEN! One person, started typing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue typing it forever just because this is the list that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends, some person started typing it notetc, etc. If you expect nothing, and get nothing, you feel nothing. This confirmed my suspicion that she only went so that she could have the use of the church's playground equipment. It'd probley be as popular as those game shows that no one's ever heard of. Perfect for online roasting, social media, Reddit, and school fun! Everyone, clap for "Meg".I gotta goseeya later! Wellthey are. | 7.29 KB, We use cookies for various purposes including analytics. Hey, I'm back again! What makes them undesirable for pie? Not that I know anything about medicineor cancer for that matter. It doesn't smell funny, (I asked my brother, since I don't have a sense of smell), it seems perfectly ordinary. I tell people I know about this site, but they either ignore this page, or don't even bother coming to the site in the first place. They're basically begging on the street. I want SOME free time. In a recent article, humorist Dave Barry discussed the addictive quality of the snack food, Cheez-Its. Okay. Leading Questions You swine. You remember my Moose's arch-enemy, don't you? And secret? Later, The Oracle tells him that he has already decided her fate. I definitly mistrust lots of stuff. Just goes to show what boredom can do to you. *sigh* There are no topics anywhere near me. Goodwhat? Big Brother may be listening right now so I beter go. Now who's the crazy one? HmmI seem to be jumping from one subject to another more frequently. He would do everything in his power to keep his dream from becoming reality. If you judged everything by what it doesn't acomplish, then the entire world is populated by pointless beings. SHE has to get up at 6:11 to put on make-up, do her hair and basically annoy the heck out of me. Roasting can THen we go to library. 10 min ago It cannot behmmmmmaybe I should just use IMAGINARY duct tapeit's easier to come by ,but it's much more expensiveI'm not sure what to do. I'm gonna launch THE OFFICIAL FLAMING CHICKENS LUNAR COLONY! And the lady representing them, calls the radio stationon a phone. It would make no sense. I take it back; God didn't make you. And, you have to remember that because infinity is infinite, you can divide it an infinite number of times. Awwwwisn't he cute? It's been pretty quiet here lately, which is why I haven't added anything to this text in awhile. Maybe. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. Did I resume asking retorical questions? * (*Not a guarantee) (Next commercial)Have you ever wondered why food sometimes goes bad in your fridge, even if you've only had it a few years? No one is really coming here, anyway. Nowjust stop a second and contemplate that. Unless you're bored. You mean that I'm just randomly responding regardless of your reactions? "Mr. Owl, can you tell us how many licks does it take to get to the bottom of a tootsie pop?" Hmmmmtime for #3You can obsessive over ANYTHING, and people will think nothing of it. Perhaps you don't have time to waste e-mailing me. What? If they're anything like my sister, I'm movin' to Canada. This would have resulted in the deaths of numerous pedistriansand I would still probably be wondering around in search of a McDonalds. I'm an atheist but I still pray, not for you, but fore the rest of us. YouTube @Copy Clips Tag: roast paragraph copy and paste. We'd probably go crazier. It just wouldn't have been "right." Now, in today's society of buying groceries on-line and getting them delivered, why hasn't any other food industry marketed this ingenius idea to bring the product to the consumer. Doesn't that make you feel better? EryeahI'm back. Insane, chaotichmmmmmI wonder who thought of it? Just "imagine" I have more!? Moving on, I finaly managed to coax my sister (I'm tired of writing Mrs. X) to tentativly guess that America fought in the Civil War. Of course, when I next saw my Mom, she retold the story to me, several times. At the same time, how can you prove something IS infinite? You have all the appeal of a paper cut. There is always someone worse off and better off than you. And I asked myself "How could I have better spent my time?" I hope that when you get home your mother runs out from under the porch and bites you. Naturally when it was announced that we'd be eating dinner in this place, I could hardly contain my excitment(I glared at my mother and asked why we couldn't go to Pizza Hut) When we arrived, we were promptly served (after thirty minutes) In the meantime, we played a family game of pool(my parents played while my brother and sister and I watched) After two rousing rounds, our food came. Okay, back to the flaming-chickens LTE rivalry. Any miniute now. They were a bit late. We had to tell him that he would probley have to wait untill he was 21. This has been my hourly Public Service Announcement that I only do when I feel like it. Code: 843 of the Flaming Chicken Handbook states that in no way is the Patron Saint of Paper Clips (guess who?) And not so cheesed off about the whole tootsie roll pop thing. Stupid beyond the laws of nature. As inshe read the ENTIRE Longest Text Ever. I gots stuff to do! I thought of a topic on the way home, but forgot it. Geee.that is comforting. You know, the small, white feather. And I only took the quiz once, too. You see, if the universe is indeed infinite, that means that literally EVERYTHING is possible, and in fact, is happening somewhere in the universe. No! Oh, yeah. Wooooooo! I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You prefer L. Ron Hubbard to Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle. of toilet paper, to do everything. Then they add other "stuff" in to make it TASTE pure. Dear friend, I want you to know that I love you so much. I'm back. Client Questionnaires No? In some far off world, there are pokemonthere are an evil race of muffin like creatures, there is a world with ABSOLUTLY NO COMMERCIALS DURING TELEVISION! I only know that I'm entertaining me, which was my original goal. Although I tell you she can't possibly be normal, since she hangs out with me. And one out of a million people would probably have a few sentences. Good roasts can enliven and bring joy to awkward dinners and parties if timed right. .FIYolDqalszTnjjNfThfT{max-width:256px;white-space:normal;text-align:center} To pour your heart and soul into a passage, and have everyone ignore it. So if you're not most people, you've made it down this far without skipping, skimming or getting the spark notes version. Any use thereof that is not stated in the above mentioned statement would make the author, hereby referred to as Patron Saint of Paper Clips, very angry. It really lets me get to know you. It's yours for only 3 bi-monthly payments of $3.95 ($3,95,000 on days ending in "y")Don't forget, Dum-B-Gon is practically guaranteed! The copy roast is an absolute no-brainer price, and now I feel so confident in my sales copy. You'll wear these "festive" earings for about a day and then abandon them in some dark cranny of your closet because you simply can't wear the same earrings two years in a row for heaven's sake! And lastly, you'd have to know where the heck this site is. Wellany wayseeya! What a crazy idea. And absolutly NO air-pressure. All because YOU tried to convince me that I was crazy. You don't belong here. That's not fair! I'll just go on and on about how crazy you COULD be. I felt more fufilled when this site was a barren wastland of useless space. Having the perfect, witty, sarcastic roasts in your arsenal can prove beneficial at any family dinner, reunion, or chill night out with friends. Number Five: I could have read more books, played more video games and watched more mindless television. Because off your face the rabbit population actually decreased. Ooooooo! about my site, and called me weird. You are a canker, an open wound. Last night I was super-charged with lots of sugar and not a lot of sleep. Especially that duct tape. Don't Ignore Sites? Anywaythat was my family vacation rant. I bet it does. Right now, I have another twenty minutes on the Internet before I'm gonna watch T.V. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. YOU'RE ALL ZOMBIE THIGH-FAT PEOPLE BROUGHT INTO ANIMATION BY SOME EVIL FORCE OF FORCEFUL EVIL!!! I've spent the past three years of my life EXPECTING each semester to be like a mini-year. Sure, certain members of my family do pay WAY to much attention to fasion, but that's just because of the expectations of society. Work From Home Successfully paste . That was sort of a topic, even though it was sort of random. I've heard of poems and stuff written by people who were high, insane or paranoid. God created houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks, slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. Today, in my (Honors) English class, we did group work. Introduction Email Templates You thought you'd gotten rid of me. In otherwords, she's a small yappy dog who is big for her breed. What is copypasta? As long as the bear blends in, you know? I love the way you wrap me up in your arms, whispering sweet talks to me, and telling me you want more. To make up quotes from the non-existent Flaming Chicken Handbook, which Im sure you have a copy of. It doesn't matter. Is fat-free food more delicious than food loaded with fat? I'm back. We need to act now! And don't even get me started on earrings. You'd have to find the end, of course. Somehow, I managed to make my furby die. Joe Sugarman Triggers You know you want to! There was a sample essay online. So crazy it just might work! Why are you afraid of little ol' me? How can any company that takes so many "wholesome" pictures not be? If you were a movie you would be a double feature; Battlefield_Earth and Moron_Movies_II. But never senile. There are not going to be conspiraciesor humor of any kind. Warning: this product is illegal in most states) Wasn't that entertaining? Another reason why this isn't as long as Galaxy's is that I refuse to write every day as it would--this is the funny part--LOWER THE QUALITY OF MY OVERALL WORK! I get done at 9:15. Or his mom did. )And for all the idiots out there: Try new and improved Dum-B-Gon! .s5ap8yh1b4ZfwxvHizW3f{color:var(--newCommunityTheme-metaText);padding-top:5px}.s5ap8yh1b4ZfwxvHizW3f._19JhaP1slDQqu2XgT3vVS0{color:#ea0027} Plus, the kids at the daycare (where I work, obviously) say that I'm "cool to talk to". (Actually I just question them untill they spontaneously combust, I ask lots of questions) So, in conclusion, ladies and gentleman of the jury(that's you) I could not have possibly tortured "Mr. Owl" to death. With an infinite universe, there are infinite possibilites. Sodoesn't that make you want to take Kansas' side (I sincerly appologize if you are from Kansas). How did they ever afford an organ-thingy? The universe is EVERYTHING, how can it end? Oh, but I did remember what else I wanted to say to you people. That's why it MUST be EVIL! I'm an evil villain, kitty and a freakazoid so far. Maybe we're just really, really tired and had sugar. I don't want to rain on your parade. What is the alternative, you ask? d)I already did that in a past life and it sucked. ME: Yeah, but I told her that she'd be a terible ruler. You make Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals silent. Anyway, I better go or the quality of this will go down in that evil downward spiral thing I discussed a few months back. How do you stop them? *pauses* *groans* I'm sorry for that pun (pierced, hooked, getit?). What does this mean to you? I know, you were just crushed that nothing new was happening. (Absolutly nothing about that statement was sarcastic) As you can see, I love my families outings(Not unless you're blindor stupid) &#!#%&&!!! CEASE YOUR FLATULENT WINDS AND HEAR MY MIND NUMBING EXPULSIONS OF WICKED NOISE! 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